Period: is 4 days late
Me: hasn’t touched a man in 84 years
Me: OH GOD. I’M PREGNANT. I’M TOTALLY KNOCKED UP. WHAT WILL I TELL MY MOTHER? WHO WILL RAISE THIS CHILD WITH ME
(Source: crystalzelda)
Not everyone gets to be what they want to be all the time.
(Source: ruinedchildhood, via ruinedchildhood)
(via ruinedchildhood)
Stephanie Beatriz doesn’t give us the answers we need, she gives us the answers we deserve
(Source: nbcbrooklyn99, via icantbelievesomeone)
i want:
- a new tattoo.
- to be kissed.
- to not be nervous about my future.
(via icantbelievesomeone)
Reblog the 500,000 dollar written check from Seto Kaiba and money will come your way.
(via ruinedchildhood)
whyisthisfrenchguymasturbating:
what the fuck is happening
In case anyone was wondering this is where I go when I dissociate.
(Source: fuckyeahwierd, via ruinedchildhood)
People will stare. Make it worth their while → Alexander McQueen prêt-à-porter | F/W ‘10-‘11
(via bras-and-broadswords)
